Abobo, aka the best Flash game ever, is coming January 11th 2012. FINALLY.
http://abobosbigadventure.com/

Thanks to everyone who signed up for the beta ( now close to 10 000 people! insane ) and thanks to everyone who made a donation to support the cause of badass internet games.
Hopefully your contribution helps put more games out there that aren't about defending a tower or lining up dumbass gems.

As for the At.Abobo art contest, here are the winners:

1st -- http://zanezansorrow.newgrounds.com/
2nd -- http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/twi stedxp/abobo
3rd -- http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/fel is/abobo-jump

Prize for comedic value: http://big-jonny-13.newgrounds.com/

Send me your address and we'll get you some prizes.

And here's 10 Things Canada is the Best
Suck it yanks.

This Holiday season, give yourself the gift of MEAT.
http://www.thepoxbox.com/what.php?id=m anwich

Also you have like one week to enter the Abobo Art Contest: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/12 81992
You could win this badass poster: http://www.thepoxbox.com/tests/ver4.jp g

There's also a fanfic contest: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/12 81646
( but no one cares about that so do the art contest instead! )

NO SKILL NECESSARY!

Go sign up to Beta Test Abobo too: http://abobosbigadventure.com/
Is that too many links? Well here's one more: Brownies

Well I had a lot of fun doing pumpkin recipes this October. Lot better than making Flash games, that's for sure.

A cake made with beans and tofu
A low-fat, low sugar pumpkin cheesecake
Healthy Pumpkin Pie
Pumpkin Muffins

Even carved a pumpkin in the shape of Abobo. I promise the game will be out by November. Wait, there's more than 17 billion Novembers left before the Universe ends, right?

Thanks to everyone who submitted something for Music Month. I'll have listened to close to 700 songs and kept a bunch.

Anyway, here's something for Halloween: A Double Big Mac made out of candy. MAKE ONE, DON'T BE A PUSSY WHO JUST GETS STORE-BOUGHT CANDY.

Hope you guys will have a fun time this Halloween. I know I will because my favorite thing is playing video games alone in the dark.

For the entire month of October, I'll listen to anything you suggest while working on Flash.

RULES:

- You can't suggest more than one entire album per day.
- You can suggest up to 3 individual songs per day. Link me to their Youtube page if you want to be helpful.
- The total lenght of what you suggest in a day can't exceed one hour.

Read about it here and check what other users have suggested!: http://www.thepoxbox.com/challenges.ph p?id=musicmonth

Make your suggestions here!

I will Paypal 1$ to the first person who guesses where the stiches are.

Well what should I do now that I cant use my right hand for a week?

Finally something worth reading about. Holy shit candied bacon tastes good.
http://www.thepoxbox.com/what.php?id=c upcakes

I just thought you guys would like to know what kind of nutrition it takes to make Flash / fritter away your life like an idiot.

You're looking at 28 pounds of food which I will convert to poo and free online games over the course of the next 2 weeks.

If you want the recipe, send a self-addressed return envelope to MY ASS, Canada.

So I've decided to try not drinking for a year.
http://www.thepoxbox.com/challenges.ph p?id=nodrink

What do you think about THAT?
HUH?

And if you expect this to increase my productivity, YOU ARE WRONG. I invite everyone to join me in doing this, you can even do it along with your "no sex for a decade" deal you're all going for.

Well as none of you remember, I had people vote for what I'd do for May this year.
( last news post )

It was between going down to 5% body fat, running a 9 minute mile or drawing every photo from an Anatomy book for artists.
Naturally, people figured out that a granny can run a 9 minute mile and that watching someone going down to 5% body fat is more scary than entertaining, so they picked the Anatomy thing.

It took me roughly 20 days to get it all done. If you're wondering why it took this long to post the Flash, it's because I had a lot of other crap to deal with in the meantime ( like this well-meaning horror) and this is also the first thing I made in AS3 and AS3 sucks balls so there.

Go check out both parts here:

part1
part2

warning: contains penises
warning: and boobs

If you're interested in me doing more stupid challenges, you could suggest some in there:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/12 52732
Or just post here, whatever.

Here's my favorite drawing from the whole Anatomy deal. I don't know why, I just love this.

Sweet I'm king of the portal this month. Or week. Or however long it lasts. Thanks, universe.

Anyway to thank you guys ( lol sure ) I've decided to let you vote on what I'm going to be doing as a challenge next month on here: http://www.thepoxbox.com/

So pick one of these:

1. Run a mile in less than 9 minutes ( keep in mind I have never ran / jogged at any point in my life )
2. Get to 5% body fat ( I'm at 8-9% for now )
3. Draw every anatomy photo in this 240+ page anatomy book: http://www.amazon.com/Anatomy-Artist-S arah-Simblet/dp/078948045X
More info here: http://www.thepoxbox.com/challenges.ph p?id=choosemay

Vote now and I'll do whichever one is most popular!
Post here or comment on my site... if that shit even works...