Sweet I'm king of the portal this month. Or week. Or however long it lasts. Thanks, universe.

Anyway to thank you guys ( lol sure ) I've decided to let you vote on what I'm going to be doing as a challenge next month on here: http://www.thepoxbox.com/

So pick one of these:

1. Run a mile in less than 9 minutes ( keep in mind I have never ran / jogged at any point in my life )
2. Get to 5% body fat ( I'm at 8-9% for now )
3. Draw every anatomy photo in this 240+ page anatomy book: http://www.amazon.com/Anatomy-Artist-S arah-Simblet/dp/078948045X
More info here: http://www.thepoxbox.com/challenges.ph p?id=choosemay

Vote now and I'll do whichever one is most popular!
Post here or comment on my site... if that shit even works...

Blah time to work out blah.

http://www.thepoxbox.com/challenges.ph p?id=workout

If you're a teenager you might want to check out this stuff: http://www.scoobysworkshop.com/gaining Muscle.htm

Things you can do with almost no money and that mommy and daddy will let you do.

EXCELSIOR.

So the Tsunami Fighter game has been spreading decently thank to how awesome Tom was for putting it on the frontage for so long. It has over 750k views by now so hopefully SOME people donated through it.
At the very least, Mofunzone put up 1000$ for it and Andkon, 300$.

If you're wondering, no, we didn't make any money with the game.
Thanks to everyone who played and everyone who donated and thanks to every site who stole it! For once your thievery helped someone. Hopefully.

I wish the people of Fukushima the best. Several workers have already died trying to prevent a meltdown.

It's not too late to donate a buck or two: http://www.americares.org/whatwedo/eme rgency/japan/japan-earthquake-tsunami.
html

If you're wondering why anyone should help a rich nation like Japan, remember that they donated over 13 million dollars to help the victims of Katrina. Many countries gave the USA, the richest nation in history, millions of dollars.

Your money doesn't go towards helping "Japan", it goes towards helping people in need.

I'll spend the month trying to make myself have a lucid dream.
http://www.thepoxbox.com/art.php?id=lu ciddreaming
Go to my site to learn how and maybe try it with me! WE COULD TEAM UP

Also tell me about some dreams you've had so I can make fun of you.

^_^
http://www.thepoxbox.com/art.php?id=ra pedollars

Happy Valentine's Day.

I made a list of 10 awful women no man should want to get with ever.

http://www.thepoxbox.com/what.php?id=w orstwomen

YUMMY!

I'm going to spend February not enjoying any of the entertainment I usually enjoy! No video games or watching new episodes of my favorite tv shows like The Office, 30Rock and Peter North Bones America's Dirtiest Grannies.

Feel free to try it out for yourselves, though I'm sure none of you have the willpower to achieve ANYTHING ANYWAY.

HA
http://www.thepoxbox.com/challenges.ph p?id=nofun

I made an online test that will tell you what kind of unicorn you would be if you were one! This can help you big time in every day life.

http://www.thepoxbox.com/what.php?id=u nicorntype

Oh yeah and it's 2011
*sigh*

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
551135
Carve n' Share

The game Roger Ebert once called "breathtaking".
The next big Uwe Boll theatrical release.

"Two thumbs way way up!"
- Tom Hanks*

"The game that defined my generation"
- Tim, future inventor of the time machine.

* Tom Hanks may or may not be Tom Hanks the sanitation worker from Georgia and not the famous actor.

So I put in a "challenges" section on my web page that documents some of the stupid things I've done this year.
http://www.thepoxbox.com/challenges.ph p?id=challengesmain

I'd like to turn that website into a showcase of what NG users can do besides suck. So if you have an idea for something you'd like to do or write about and want to be featured somewhere on my website ( I don't pretend it's a big honor, it's just for fun ) then drop me a line.

auto-excludes:
- stories. No one cares.
- anything serious. No one cares.
- flash games/ movies / lone drawings
- people under 18.

preferred: Challenge yourself to do something crazy, keep a log on it and then let's have fun with that!

In other news, Go buy the Year of Manliness. It's a calendar. It kicks ass and I did 2 of the month's drawings. 12x12 inches, full-color and totally awesome. Support Maddox, a guy who ran a hugely popular website with millions of views for a decade WITHOUT PUTTING UP A SINGLE AD TNE ENTIRE TIME.
Holy fuck can anyone be more dedicated to kicking ass? Yes. By making this calendar.