ABOBO'S BIG ADVENTURE GAME RELEASED 10 YEARS AGO WHEN ABOBO BREAK INTERNET WITH FISTS OF PUNCHING RAGE TO SHOW PEOPLE THAT ABOBO HAVE MORE STRENGTH THAN PUNY PLUMBER BROTHERS OF NINTENDO FAMOUSNESS!
ABOBO NOW ALLOW GAME MAKERS TO PLAY ABOBO GAME ON LIVE STREAM TONIGHT AT 8PM EST / 5PM PST, BUT ABOBO PROMISE TO MASH THEM INTO APPLESAUCE BLOOD IF THEY PLAY ABOBO GAME BADLY! YOU CAN WATCH LIVESTREAM HERE BY DIALING YOU TUBES OF YOU WITH 2400 BAUD MODEM TO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPuud1j2y1A
BUT ONLY IF ABOBO DIDN'T ALREADY PUNCH HOLES IN YOUR FACE.
IF THAT THE CASE, THEN ABOBO WATCH ABOBO GAME LIVESTREAM FOR YOU AND TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT AT YOUR FUNERAL WHILE MOM CRIES AND ABOBO LAUGHS!!! ABOBO!!!!!