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poxpower
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Victoria, BC

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Go hiking.

what happened?

I was carrying a bike wheel while on my bike and I was almost back home when the wheel I was carrying bumped or like got stuck in my front wheel... I dunno. Next thing I know, I am on the ground with 20mph of pavement hitting my face.
It must have looked real cool.

:O holy shit!!

I was gonna make a joke about it being one hell of a second date ...and how, since you can't use your hands, you'll have to have her feed you ramen and sushi ...and kiss all your boo-boo's to make them feel better!!! ...but that would probably be inappropriate at this time.

Anyway, hope you're ok, heal quick!! *hugs*

My guess... chin!

you win

pox more like rocks

:(

my bike is the real victim here

every-fucking-where?

who needs the weak canadian dollar anyway?

me. because i get paid in US dollars hence i win when the canadien one drops

I love cocks

I thought Canadians used maple leaves with smiley faces drawn on them as dollar bills, and trash talk about America as change.

I'm still enjoying the bacon cupcake recipe. I didn't actually make it, but reading it alone was enough to give me diabetes and put me on the floor in a twitching state of sugar shock.

thanks. I ate most of them. They were too good. I will make more recipes in the future!

where in quebec do you live ?

montreal

I was gonna guess the obvious and say the stitches were in your Pants... but you've already gone and refuted that. :( Dude, totally disappointed.

Man, you got fucked up! Kept the hospital bracelet in case you get fucked up in the near future?

cant use right hand so... still took it off later

Those injuries look painful, especially the nasty one on your chin-- I can imagine that shaving must be quite a hassle. Hope you heal up soon, friend. Not that any injury is a good one, but thank goodness that you didn't end up in a worse state, with any broken bones or teeth.

yeah the girl who stitched it had to shave me... no cream or warm water, just shaved my face dry with a crappy razor around my gash...booo I am not shaving for a while that's for sure

*ahem*

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

That is all.

bitch

ride a bike while carrying a bike wheel.
sure,nothing can get messed up there.

I saved 5$ in public transit...WORTH IT

Next time when you will ride with your bike you should better use back disck breakes ! :D

Band-aids were probably worth 5 bucks.

>>Well what should I do now that I cant use my right hand for a week?
Get a girlfriend.

They gave those to me though.

Yeah I will get a girlfriend. Though I'm gonna have to watch for shrinkage as the cold winds of hell blow upon my nuts.

you cant wear pants as a shirt. You tried to play god and it caught up to you. Thank god you weren't wearing a hat that said shoe or you might have lost an arm.

Yikes, I've had my share of embarrassing bike wrecks, but never anything requiring stitches. Lesson learned: Don't carry anything home on your bike... ever.

Did your helmet break? Even if not, get a new one anyway.

What kind of damage did the bike take?

Sorry to hear what happened to you. Hope you end up getting better soon. Well you could do one arm push-ups with your left arm.

Nope, cause I am weak.

Do the greatest pleasure a man can do with one hand.

Pick your nose.

Hope you and your bike get better soon.

I'm all out of boogers

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