Total Medals Earned: 661 (From 78 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,055 Points
Medals Earned: 8/13 (225/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/250 points)
FIND 10 HORRORS
CONTINUE A GAME
START A NEW GAME
CHEAT
SCORE 8,000
FIND 50 HORRORS
BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)
UNLOCK ALL MODES
FIND 80 HORRORS
FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS
FIND ALL 100 HORRORS
FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS
COLLECT 13 GRAVES
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Read about Christine
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 7/30 (120/500 points)
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Finish half of STORY MODE
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Finish STORY MODE
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/75 points)
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
Follow me on Newgrounds
Follow me on Twitter.
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They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (40/240 points)
Destroy the Castle
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts