poxpower's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Road of the Dead]

Holy shit dude

I don't have a problem with most of the stuff in the game but here's some things that would make it better IMO:

1. With "perception", indicate the direction that the C4 will blow in. Just showing it as a strip doesn't help at all. Same goes for the road spikes. Just show them as a strip instead of a little icon.

2. Don't make the car rebound so much when you crash. Right now, each crash chains you into like 2-3 more crashes.

3. The helicopter is downright unfair. He follows you so that means you have to drive straight in front of a sign for long enough for him to get in front of you and shoot at you and then and only then will he hit the sign. Basically to get him under a sign, you have to cross his path at some point and he'll shoot you. There's virtually no way to destroy him without taking damage. I've played enough to kill it like 50 times by now and I've managed to get him to crash into a sign without being shot like twice.

4. Show car wrecks with "perception" because it's pretty useless if you try to dodge the soldiers only to just crash into cars and buses

5. Put a "reverse". When you come to a halt in front of a bus / truck, you can't get out and you just crash into it... so weird

6. Maybe put a health bar? Or optional one? It's easy enough to tell if you're close to dying but it's hard to know what causes what kind of damage. Since it's so impossibly hard to avoid taking damage, it would at least be useful to know how to take LESS of it : P

I've played until I had all the upgrades and just finishing the first mission is just about impossible. Admit it, it's ridiculously hard : D
I don't know if it was meant to be that insane for just "The Great Escape". If that's the easiest mission, then I don't even want to know how hard the rest is haha.

That being said, it's a really immersing and addicting game. You can tell a lot of work went into the audio and the graphics, but sadly most people won't see most of it because they'll just die within 5 seconds of playing : P

Evil-Dog responds:

Pox my friend I think you just suck real bad at the game hahaha
The zombie apocalypse is not for wussies :PPP

[Pixel Purge]

Arrg

Those tiny little purple ones that comes like 30 at a time are a serious problem.
They cause 95% of all my deaths. BOOOO

EpicShadow responds:

Level up your piercing ability and they're done for.

[Portal Defenders]

4.27??

You slimes sicken me. You vote 5 on some poo 20 second movie with shitty graphics as long as it makes fun of the newest video game, but you overlook this badass beat em' up game with tons of features.

You kids don't deserve awesome games. It's a wonder anyone can sell you shit like Metal Gear when you'd probably drool over pac-man and arkanoid.

ANYWAY
Kickass game, graphics are smooth as hell. Only annoying thing is how fast the enemies attack as they recover. It takes you off guard if you don't know about it. But whatever.

Also Luis' eyebrows are not thick enough. Sorry but it really distracted me from the game and made me sad inside.

BoMToons responds:

So fun to look back in time at this review, knowing now our past future.

[Newgrounds Rumble]

Nice, but feels like a button-masher

Tankman is CLEARLY the shittiest character and salad fingers CLEARLY owns everyone haha.
Arg that stupid fight of tankman vs AH and Salad Fingers is so hard! Their range is HUGE and your dude is a loser.

NegativeONE responds:

I enjoyed playing as Tankman </3

[Origami Studio 1.1]

Niiiifty!

Hahaha you got me to make the advanced ones. BUT NOW I NEED TO MAKE 5 MORE AND GLUE THEM TOGETHER : (

I couldn't make the crane though. Its impossible.

I would love to see another one, with animals and stuff, but here's my suggestions:

1. make the paper 2 colors, like the paper they use for origami, that way its easier to know what is supposed to be flipped etc.

2. write the damn instructions somewhere O.O

3. Just show the square-making technique once, we don't want to see it all the time :P

Pretty good. If ng had watch lists, I'd put you on it. But they don't. hmmmmm.... time to visit the BBS for a little thread....

carmelhadinosaur responds:

1. Thanks alot!!
2. I did it 3 or 4 times, get over it ;D
3. Saw someone succeed the crane in one of the reviews here..
4. Damn alot wan't me to make a new one, but i can't stop being lazy.
5. I know its a good idea, if i would have another one it would be with 2 colors, but i was again, too lazy :o
6. They instructions are written in white, you just cant see them. Ok i dont have them :P
7. Good idea, i'd like link to where it is.. :P

At least you also like Puzz3D *no relation*

[TOM FULP S.BOARD]

Finally!

I can hear Tom Fulp's voice! Hahaha! That is so cool! Make a Wade one! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!

LiquorClock responds:

Just trying to get me banned, eh, lololooll.
{{{{<3}}}}

[Virtual Staring Contest]

The best idea ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit! That has to be one of the funniest flashes I HAVE EVER SEEN! LOL!
That is so FUCKING GOOD! You should show it to Tom Fulp! Send it to him! Please! It's too frickin good! lol!

If you don't do it, e-mail me at [e-mail] and I'll do it for him! lol!

Cretin responds:

Dude i am honoured to be reviewed so possitivley by an elite who is so good at drawing!!