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poxpower
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Age 39, Other

Retired

Victoria, BC

Joined on 12/2/00

Level:
60
Exp Points:
50,839 / 100,000
Exp Rank:
148
Vote Power:
10.02 votes
Rank:
Lieutenant
Global Rank:
713
Blams:
7,092
Saves:
6,087
B/P Bonus:
36%
Whistle:
Bronze
Trophies:
49
Medals:
663
Supporter:
2y
Gear:
4

Comments

how u ate it ?

Man that card you won is AWESOME!!!!!!!!

It was totally worth the price lol.

you guys are the next MAN VS FOOD

Well we actually finish the food... he's just a fat birch.

What. The. Actual. Fuck. That is a giant burger. Congrats, man.

Traning.

did you have a heart attack after eating it?

Of pure joy yes

simply incredible

I got a burger like that once at this local place. I then ate 6 full sized wings after. I may have heart problems later in life due to that.

I choose not to believe this

This burger was only a pound unlike your two pound burger.

This isn't 2 pounds it's like 7 and I ate half lol :P

That card can't be legal in tournaments, just put it away next to dark pact, we'll keep our sanity.

I'd still be beloved by the nerds if I could get them infinite fries.

THAT IS THE B.H.I.H.E.S.(Biggest Hamburguer I Have Ever Seen)

Is it a limit of 2 people? and any bonus if you manage to do it alone?

You don't get any prize if you're more than 2 but I guess you can order the burger. It would probably feed 5-6 regular non-idiots.
No idea if there's a bonue for doing it alone :P
Seems pretty impossible to do....

Is your default face always set to smug asshole or is your life truly that awesome?

Hm young, hot girlfriend, dream job, no boss, do whatever I want whenever I want, giant hamburgers....
Yeah seems fairly decent. 8-)

That's not the biggest meat that will be in your mouth soon... *pedo stare*

Hope you brought enough for 2, lover

YEAH LETS DO DIS *takes out burger labeled "1 Ton* TWO THOUSAND POUNDS OF STROKES, HEART ATTACKS, AND CORONARY HEART FAILURE!

How was the poop?

That's no hamburger.
That thing... is a new animal species!!! a Burgersaurus!!

Boar meat?! Where da fuck I find this place?
And congrats on the manly victory. Respect.

Did drinking 2 pints beforehand help? Hmm, maybe as a cheap diuretic...

You're the worst role model I've ever seen, and I think we all want to be you a little bit, in a dark and morbid curiosity, yet timidly afraid sort of way.

You are set for life now. I am jealous.

Hmm, don't see the arrow anywhere, what happened to the arrow?

That's a massive meal!

It's holding the hamburger together. rad

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