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When I was in high school, I could run an 8 minute mile and my coach still bitched at me. That's why I said fuck track and worked on powerlifting.

Now I am old and it takes me 35 minutes to run 3 miles. I will say in my defense, that's with the incline all the way up though.

Anyhow, please stop working out. You are making me feel really bad because I can't lose any fucking weight. I'm on so much goddamn medicine that keeps it on me. You know I'm eating between 1,000-and 1,500 calories a day, and most of that is those nasty adkins drinks.

You are thin/ripped enough. Stop it. Eat some cheese burgers.

<3 seven

5% body fat doesn't make you look good, it makes you look like you have Aids. I'm sure you can run a mile in 9 minutes, no need to prove anything. Option 3 looks like an epic waste of time, so that only leaves option 4. Create new flash games, because most of your stuff is f'ing awesome. Thanks and good luck.

you've inadvertently put an image of muhammed on the front page of NG. I wonder if anyone else will notice it...

Say 'Seal' in french out loud on the NG podcast.

I pick 3 you should really do 3 like really do 3