Hey nice website, I like the retro-pixelated feel. Nice job.
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Newgrounds: What's your username?
jesus8520: WingCommand, urs?
Newgrounds: -poxpower-
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Newgrounds: Not as much as atheism
Newgrounds: Are you an atheism?
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Newgrounds: -The- intellectual mod.
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that was a pretty lame impersonation.
YOU WASTED MY TIME
Let me take a whack at this...
Hmm... I'd guess you're 23 and you've always wanted to be the security camera in Victoria's Secret.
Nice, a lot better than the old one. Reminds me a lot of I-Mockery.
yeah the article format is sort of inspired from that.
I like oldskool website design way better than this new bullshit with a trillion links all over the place and 50 new things every 5 seconds.
hi can u suck my dick for $2/minute?? U look tasty.
You mocked my disabled brother, you fucking bastard, I hope you burn in Hell!
I accepted Jesus into my heart, so now I can make fun of you and your brother as much as I want and I will get into heaven!
SUCKER.
SEE YOU THERE, WHERE I WILL STILL MAKE FUN OF YOU WITH MY FRIEND JESUS, WE WILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU.
Lol @ Shaggy. He's going to troll your blog until you ban his goofy punkass.
I wouldn't be surprised if the brother in a coma is an intricate lie, even though I wish he had a brother who was in a coma from listening to Shaggy's shit all day long. What would be funnier is if he got the coma from some silly shit, like a pillow fight or a bowling accident.
My guess: skateboard stunt gone wrong
-or-
fell of a tree
"poxpower has insulted me and my little brother who is in a coma, go to his page and demand that he apologize!"
Funniest thing I've read all night.
The new neon design burnt itself deep into my retinas.
Better yet, he skateboarded into a tree, full speed.
Oh, and he was allergic to the tree.
"Reason for ban: "Nope" oops wrong move"
You know, you asked me a question "are you a creationist?" and I answered "Nope" so this brings me to a conclusion, you're either a douche or an asshole.
next time, think it through before posting a one-word reply to a topic you haven't read.
i bookmarked it... aren't you thrilled?
QUITE
Actually not that it concerns any of you, my brother was in a drowning accident a few years ago, noe of his freinds could get him n there was a big group of people on the other side who did nothing but call an ambulance, first responders there who did nothing, that seem fair?
Also I told him a while before the accident that he, his freinds, and his arrogant attitude would get him in the hospital one day, I can plainly say that that wasone of many times where I wish I could've been wrong.
Just like you people now scoffing at me for believing in God and it will be you to wish me not to be right.
Yes it seem arrogance and stupidity does run in your family!
Shaggy wan'ts an apology.
I say the cunt deserves it. He keeps insulting and making stupid posts constantly.
Good work, now you know how to push his buttons.
Yeah it is pretty sad that he tries to get pity points by telling us his brother is in a coma.
Who gives a shit?
It doesn't make him smarter.
I bet he drowned in a bowl of Count Chocula.
I was gonna go for wadding pool.
Hello poxpower.
awesome site bit all over the place but thats what i like about it bookmarked!
Once again, I win!
I'm sorry that Shaggy's brother is in coma.
But I'm even more sorry for him that he's got someone like Shaggy looking after him.
DrSevenSeizeMD
Now let's make a list of useless items.
1. paperweights.
2. letter openers
Also, on Magic the Gathering Celebrity: LUCY LAWLESS CARD FRICKIN PWNS THEM ALL.
I <3 Xena.
poxpower
3. mustache comb
4. banana hook
5. novelty hats