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Tankman is CLEARLY the shittiest character and salad fingers CLEARLY owns everyone haha.
Arg that stupid fight of tankman vs AH and Salad Fingers is so hard! Their range is HUGE and your dude is a loser.

Author's Response:

I enjoyed playing as Tankman </3

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Score: 8

"Haha you guuuuuuys"

submission: Tentacle Terror

date: June 28, 2006

Bigfoot is awesome. I smell a sitcom.

Author's Response:

*envisions Bigfoot sliding through a door Kramer-style*
Yes...thats perfect! You've got the idea rollin now pox

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Score: 9

"Hahaha funny man"

submission: Pico: Therapy

date: May 1, 2006

The part where he makes the psychiatrist's head explode is so fucking funny hahaha. Its the little noise he makes before he dies combined with the funky angle you drew him. He's like a tomator or a plum or somethinng hahaha.

But yeah, no more Anime for you.

Author's Response:

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? No more anime? The thought of the just makes me shudder. But I'm happy to of recieved such a review from a fellow author such as yourself. Newgrounds Museum 2 was pretty awesome and Make Chuck Norris Cry made ME cry with laughter. Happy Pico Day!

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Score: 8

"Its nice and all"

submission: Troy's Top 10 Nip-Slips

date: May 25, 2004

I've listened to you on your radio show ( season finale) and I realised you were a funny guy. So why the hell do you keep on doing this celebrity-oriented crap?
O.o
Every time I watch one of your cartoons, its like opening some X-entertainement magazine for horny teens or people who still wonder if Michael Jackson is a freak ( sad people those are).

You can draw, animate, write and voice-act extremely well, but you always make cartoons about the most boring hollywood crap :(

Well its your cartoons, and they get you plenty of frontpage action, but meh.

Author's Response:

Thanks for the compliment on the radio show. As far as the other comments, I like to do all sorts of stuff, YAAFM is more journalistic, Troy is obviously a horney teen. Sex sells, I know that, you know that, but also, I LIKE celebrities, and boobies. Could I try me own series like RAB or South Park? Sure, but it's a bit more difficult and time consuming. Unfortunatly, I have to do stuff that will help out my company, ZF, and I really don't have enough time to develop whole series that might fail. AND, like I said, I like celebs and stuff, and there is no problem doing stuff people like, right? I kinda carved a niche here. But I will take your comments and think hard on it. Thanks.

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Score: 8

"Niiiifty!"

submission: Origami Studio 1.1

date: April 19, 2004

Hahaha you got me to make the advanced ones. BUT NOW I NEED TO MAKE 5 MORE AND GLUE THEM TOGETHER : (

I couldn't make the crane though. Its impossible.

I would love to see another one, with animals and stuff, but here's my suggestions:

1. make the paper 2 colors, like the paper they use for origami, that way its easier to know what is supposed to be flipped etc.

2. write the damn instructions somewhere O.O

3. Just show the square-making technique once, we don't want to see it all the time :P

Pretty good. If ng had watch lists, I'd put you on it. But they don't. hmmmmm.... time to visit the BBS for a little thread....

Author's Response:

1. Thanks alot!!
2. I did it 3 or 4 times, get over it ;D
3. Saw someone succeed the crane in one of the reviews here..
4. Damn alot wan't me to make a new one, but i can't stop being lazy.
5. I know its a good idea, if i would have another one it would be with 2 colors, but i was again, too lazy :o
6. They instructions are written in white, you just cant see them. Ok i dont have them :P
7. Good idea, i'd like link to where it is.. :P

At least you also like Puzz3D *no relation*

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Score: 9

"I liked it"

submission: Spring

date: January 5, 2004

But how the fuck did you NOT get daily feature?

Or anything at all for that matter?? You submitted this on the 3rd and its not the 5th, and you got nothing yet you have a score higher than anything I've seen in the past days.

Wtf is that all about?
I suggest you email Liljim to see if there is a flaw in the choosing of daily feature O.o

Author's Response:

I did and I have recieved an answer, apparently it was a timing issue when movies were judged for daily awards, and that I'm the most unlucky fucker in flash history. But there's a chance I'll get Weekly Choice, liljim thought it was a strong possibility and one can only hope...

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"Hehe"

submission: (MV) Ode To Tanner

date: December 30, 2003

Good stuff mate : )
I see Steve put on a good 40 pounds of muscles just for the occasion :P

Author's Response:

Well i pretty much traced his pic, not the greatest draw guy here. Close enough, know?
thx for the positive review pox

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Score: 10

"OMGLFMAOOMGOMGOJGMLOLOLOLOL etc."

submission: Format and J3nnica say hi

date: October 14, 2003

Man, this fat piece of shit sucked so bad that I watched it twice ( Format) and then looked away never to lay eyes on him/it/them again.

HAHAHAH Noe ITZ a JoKEz I lUvz JOO guyz harharhar
<3 J3n
<3 Format ( to a lesser extent)
<3 m0f0 even though I know what you did last summer

Good Jaerb, and keep on living

Author's Response:

You know what I did last summer eh? er... I had a witty retort to that all lined up, but now I've forgotten it. er... I should wait until I remember it before responding to this review? Nah...

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Score: 10

"So great.. can hardly... move....."

submission: Miss.Dynamite XV

date: August 19, 2003

You are one of a few man. You actually do frame-by-frame! Nuts!
Especially that one where Eva walks in here costume, towards Elian. That must have been a pain :)

And I looooove the pencil drawings. They were so great! Fitted perfectly in the style and everything!

But...
The sound kept fucking up for me :'(

Hope you enjoy yourself in Toronto.

Author's Response:

Ya, frame-by-frame is too much fucking work for just one man! o_O

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Score: 10

"FOOK JOO!!!!!!!"

submission: lll_An NG BBS tale 1_lll

date: July 4, 2003

WADDAFUCK IZZ THAT SHIZZ!!!

Liek, wtf are you doo-ing with yur fooking piice os chit? What IS YOUR problem yOU daMNeD FreNcH BASTARD!!!!!! YOU shud be fOOKIING ashamed of YOU yuoustupid retard

UR faling MOOvie Was a WASTE OF TIME and yoU fuicK UOp evettinhg on Neggeouds why do you even coem ehere manb what tis your damng problem danmit you fucekd retaresd fuckres!!!! who the fuck cares abotu ther damn perple ont he faking foruem anywauysd you halkf baked sack of monkey defakaction!

i HIOPWE OUY DOEW A HOERIRBVLW DEATH~!~