Score: 8

"Pixel style? Byaahh"

submission: Escape Pico's Mansion

date: November 6, 2009

In the future, if you want to make a pixel game, here's how:
- In photoshop, draw everything with the pencil tool. Then turn it into a .gif. Then export that into Flash and publish your flash document at 200% of its original size.

Score: 10

"THIS GAME IS ASS"

submission: MonsterTime

date: November 1, 2009

I can't stop playing.
I can't stop playing.
WHY.
ARRRRR

I HAVE TO

BEAT THE HIGH SCORE

It consumes me.

Oh..good job guys....

Score: 10

"4.27??"

submission: Portal Defenders

date: February 26, 2009

You slimes sicken me. You vote 5 on some poo 20 second movie with shitty graphics as long as it makes fun of the newest video game, but you overlook this badass beat em' up game with tons of features.

You kids don't deserve awesome games. It's a wonder anyone can sell you shit like Metal Gear when you'd probably drool over pac-man and arkanoid.

ANYWAY
Kickass game, graphics are smooth as hell. Only annoying thing is how fast the enemies attack as they recover. It takes you off guard if you don't know about it. But whatever.

Also Luis' eyebrows are not thick enough. Sorry but it really distracted me from the game and made me sad inside.

Score: 8

"Pure torture"

submission: Meat Boy

date: October 8, 2008

I can't imagine anyone insane enough to try and finish this. It's just pure insane torture to die over and over and over because meatboy has more inertia than a runaway train.
Reminded me of playing mario 1 and then playing mario 3 or mario world and finding out that the game becomes more fun when the biggest challenge isn't how impossible it is to jump on anything without skidding past it.

Is there an ice level if you game? I bet you're enough of a sadist to put that in there too, aren't you?

I couldn't make it more than halfway passed the salt factory. I have to stop before I go out in the streets and murder someone.

Still, I love the music and the style. Hehe meatboy.

Score: 10

"This is so underrated"

submission: Spongebob Sickpants

date: September 7, 2008

I just had so much trouble trying not to laugh too loud for 5 minutes because there's people trying to sleep in the next room.
Holy fuck BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGLGLGGAAH

Score: 8

"What? Godzilla doesn't have Ban Kai"

submission: Jesus vs. Godzilla

date: August 14, 2008

You twat, everyone knows that.
Man you totally got lazy there at the end, didn't you? You just went "fuck it, this is taking way too long, I'll just make it TBC".

I know what you did.
:O
Nice FBF though. Nice indeed. I love FBF animation. Fuck tweens.

Score: 10

"TOO SHORT"

submission: Covenant of the Sword

date: July 29, 2008

Holy shit dude you're a funny bastard.
That was almost as gay as He-Man.

Almost.

Score: 10

"Music rules"

submission: HOST

date: October 9, 2007

I think the best part of the game is the music. You don't see a lot of original music that doesn't fall into the category of "fast electronica" or whatever crap that is like a super nintendo.
Your music is like the soundtrack to a cartoon. Awesome.

Score: 10

"Nice, but feels like a button-masher"

submission: Newgrounds Rumble

date: May 31, 2007

Tankman is CLEARLY the shittiest character and salad fingers CLEARLY owns everyone haha.
Arg that stupid fight of tankman vs AH and Salad Fingers is so hard! Their range is HUGE and your dude is a loser.

Score: 9

"sound off?"

submission: IndestructoTank!

date: April 4, 2007

Every game needs a "sound off" thing nowadays.
And the enemies seem to appear way too randomly. Sometimes you'll just be sitting there for like 10-15 seconds with nothing coming on the screen.
aaaaaaaaanyways good times