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I ate a giant hamburger and won free fries for life

2013-10-30 16:33:03 by poxpower

Hmmm sweet.
http://www.thepoxbox.com/what.php?id=bigburger

It was delicious.

I ate a giant hamburger and won free fries for life


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KembryKembry

2013-10-30 16:48:46

how u ate it ?


Manly-ChickenManly-Chicken

2013-10-30 16:55:46

I could eat that. I've finished big gimmick food before.

poxpower responds:

Nice you are a man.


deathinkdeathink

2013-10-30 17:01:19

Man that card you won is AWESOME!!!!!!!!

poxpower responds:

It was totally worth the price lol.


hbkhhhrey619hbkhhhrey619

2013-10-30 17:03:18

you guys are the next MAN VS FOOD

poxpower responds:

Well we actually finish the food... he's just a fat birch.


RyallenRyallen

2013-10-30 17:10:40

What. The. Actual. Fuck. That is a giant burger. Congrats, man.

poxpower responds:

Traning.


InformisInformis

2013-10-30 17:15:52

did you have a heart attack after eating it?

poxpower responds:

Of pure joy yes


EmroxEmrox

2013-10-30 17:32:58

simply incredible


nick251nick251

2013-10-30 17:46:06

Well have fun with heart attacks


AtlasAtlas

2013-10-30 17:46:18

I got a burger like that once at this local place. I then ate 6 full sized wings after. I may have heart problems later in life due to that.

poxpower responds:

I choose not to believe this


AtlasAtlas

2013-10-30 17:51:32

This burger was only a pound unlike your two pound burger.

poxpower responds:

This isn't 2 pounds it's like 7 and I ate half lol :P


SaminatSaminat

2013-10-30 18:23:32

That card can't be legal in tournaments, just put it away next to dark pact, we'll keep our sanity.

poxpower responds:

I'd still be beloved by the nerds if I could get them infinite fries.


sanford1002sanford1002

2013-10-30 18:40:00

THAT IS THE B.H.I.H.E.S.(Biggest Hamburguer I Have Ever Seen)


Afro-NinjaAfro-Ninja

2013-10-30 19:14:10

Is it a limit of 2 people? and any bonus if you manage to do it alone?

poxpower responds:

You don't get any prize if you're more than 2 but I guess you can order the burger. It would probably feed 5-6 regular non-idiots.
No idea if there's a bonue for doing it alone :P
Seems pretty impossible to do....


KnightsKnights

2013-10-30 19:20:26

Is your default face always set to smug asshole or is your life truly that awesome?

poxpower responds:

Hm young, hot girlfriend, dream job, no boss, do whatever I want whenever I want, giant hamburgers....
Yeah seems fairly decent. 8-)


tbonesamtbonesam

2013-10-30 19:49:51

That's not the biggest meat that will be in your mouth soon... *pedo stare*

poxpower responds:

Hope you brought enough for 2, lover


tbonesamtbonesam

2013-10-30 20:47:26

YEAH LETS DO DIS *takes out burger labeled "1 Ton* TWO THOUSAND POUNDS OF STROKES, HEART ATTACKS, AND CORONARY HEART FAILURE!


MetraffMetraff

2013-10-30 23:06:44

How was the poop?


DoomroarDoomroar

2013-10-31 01:06:12

That's no hamburger.
That thing... is a new animal species!!! a Burgersaurus!!


VicariousEVicariousE

2013-10-31 01:34:04

Boar meat?! Where da fuck I find this place?
And congrats on the manly victory. Respect.

Did drinking 2 pints beforehand help? Hmm, maybe as a cheap diuretic...


SirUndeadSirUndead

2013-10-31 02:03:39

You're the worst role model I've ever seen, and I think we all want to be you a little bit, in a dark and morbid curiosity, yet timidly afraid sort of way.


JBKJBK

2013-10-31 04:07:55

You are set for life now. I am jealous.


CyberdevilCyberdevil

2013-10-31 04:54:03

Hmm, don't see the arrow anywhere, what happened to the arrow?

That's a massive meal!

poxpower responds:

It's holding the hamburger together. rad


BoMToonsBoMToons

2013-10-31 13:28:07

Well, one less thing to worry about in life. Now, even if you're living on the street, you can always order fries at this place for every meal and SURVIVE. I'm jealous.

poxpower responds:

You do have to buy a regular meal.... :(


RealFactionRealFaction

2013-10-31 14:16:19

That's amazing


CyberdevilCyberdevil

2013-10-31 15:01:28

Yeah but what happened after it was served? Apart from the first picture I don't see the arrow anywhere, did you get to keep it as a souvenir? Did it somehow disappear along with the other edible contents of the platter? :O It is pretty cool.

poxpower responds:

Oh, no, they just keep it after they cut the burger in half.
:(


ZandolafZandolaf

2013-10-31 16:06:56

I bet you got the screaming shits after eating this, that baby must have came out really wrong.

poxpower responds:

Surprinsingly, no!
I thought I'd make a massive porcelain busting dumper but it seems most of the food stayed in my blubber. fuck


BoMToonsBoMToons

2013-10-31 16:40:28

Ah! The truth comes out!

poxpower responds:

I SAID SO IN THE ARTICLE GAWD DO YOU READ NOTHING I WRITE IHAVEAHUGECOCK JEEZ


BoMToonsBoMToons

2013-10-31 19:46:41

I have trouble with reading-comprehension (and clicking links to full articles)... also, now I'm craving sausage for some reason...


ZimdragonlordZimdragonlord

2013-11-02 09:47:10

oMg, that seems so good but unhealthy at the same time... Btw, Rina-Shinigami wasted $8 billion us cash to stop me! But here's her weak point 21 billion > 8 billion


SevenSeizeSevenSeize

2013-11-03 16:06:00

I MUST GO TO THIS RESTAURANT!!!!! I'm coming up tomorrow.

poxpower responds:

You can have ONE fry :D


KnightsKnights

2013-11-15 00:56:17

I saw a Sundance film who's main gay star looked very similar to you; just thought I'd let you know.


EnticeEntice

2013-11-20 23:59:21

wait I thought you were actually a woman