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I ate a giant hamburger and won free fries for life

10/30/13 by poxpower

Hmmm sweet.
http://www.thepoxbox.com/what.php?id=bigburger

It was delicious.

I ate a giant hamburger and won free fries for life


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EnticeEntice

11/20/13

wait I thought you were actually a woman


KnightsKnights

11/15/13

I saw a Sundance film who's main gay star looked very similar to you; just thought I'd let you know.


SevenSeizeSevenSeize

11/3/13

I MUST GO TO THIS RESTAURANT!!!!! I'm coming up tomorrow.

11/4/13 poxpower responds:

You can have ONE fry :D


oMg, that seems so good but unhealthy at the same time... Btw, Rina-Shinigami wasted $8 billion us cash to stop me! But here's her weak point 21 billion > 8 billion


BoMToonsBoMToons

10/31/13

I have trouble with reading-comprehension (and clicking links to full articles)... also, now I'm craving sausage for some reason...


BoMToonsBoMToons

10/31/13

Ah! The truth comes out!

10/31/13 poxpower responds:

I SAID SO IN THE ARTICLE GAWD DO YOU READ NOTHING I WRITE IHAVEAHUGECOCK JEEZ


ZandolafZandolaf

10/31/13

I bet you got the screaming shits after eating this, that baby must have came out really wrong.

10/31/13 poxpower responds:

Surprinsingly, no!
I thought I'd make a massive porcelain busting dumper but it seems most of the food stayed in my blubber. fuck


CyberdevilCyberdevil

10/31/13

Yeah but what happened after it was served? Apart from the first picture I don't see the arrow anywhere, did you get to keep it as a souvenir? Did it somehow disappear along with the other edible contents of the platter? :O It is pretty cool.

10/31/13 poxpower responds:

Oh, no, they just keep it after they cut the burger in half.
:(


RealFactionRealFaction

10/31/13

That's amazing


BoMToonsBoMToons

10/31/13

Well, one less thing to worry about in life. Now, even if you're living on the street, you can always order fries at this place for every meal and SURVIVE. I'm jealous.

10/31/13 poxpower responds:

You do have to buy a regular meal.... :(


CyberdevilCyberdevil

10/31/13

Hmm, don't see the arrow anywhere, what happened to the arrow?

That's a massive meal!

10/31/13 poxpower responds:

It's holding the hamburger together. rad


JBKJBK

10/31/13

You are set for life now. I am jealous.


SirUndeadSirUndead

10/31/13

You're the worst role model I've ever seen, and I think we all want to be you a little bit, in a dark and morbid curiosity, yet timidly afraid sort of way.


VicariousEVicariousE

10/31/13

Boar meat?! Where da fuck I find this place?
And congrats on the manly victory. Respect.

Did drinking 2 pints beforehand help? Hmm, maybe as a cheap diuretic...


DoomroarDoomroar

10/31/13

That's no hamburger.
That thing... is a new animal species!!! a Burgersaurus!!


MetraffMetraff

10/30/13

How was the poop?


tbonesamtbonesam

10/30/13

YEAH LETS DO DIS *takes out burger labeled "1 Ton* TWO THOUSAND POUNDS OF STROKES, HEART ATTACKS, AND CORONARY HEART FAILURE!


tbonesamtbonesam

10/30/13

That's not the biggest meat that will be in your mouth soon... *pedo stare*

10/30/13 poxpower responds:

Hope you brought enough for 2, lover


KnightsKnights

10/30/13

Is your default face always set to smug asshole or is your life truly that awesome?

10/30/13 poxpower responds:

Hm young, hot girlfriend, dream job, no boss, do whatever I want whenever I want, giant hamburgers....
Yeah seems fairly decent. 8-)


Afro-NinjaAfro-Ninja

10/30/13

Is it a limit of 2 people? and any bonus if you manage to do it alone?

10/30/13 poxpower responds:

You don't get any prize if you're more than 2 but I guess you can order the burger. It would probably feed 5-6 regular non-idiots.
No idea if there's a bonue for doing it alone :P
Seems pretty impossible to do....


sanford1002sanford1002

10/30/13

THAT IS THE B.H.I.H.E.S.(Biggest Hamburguer I Have Ever Seen)


SaminatSaminat

10/30/13

That card can't be legal in tournaments, just put it away next to dark pact, we'll keep our sanity.

10/30/13 poxpower responds:

I'd still be beloved by the nerds if I could get them infinite fries.


AtlasAtlas

10/30/13

This burger was only a pound unlike your two pound burger.

10/30/13 poxpower responds:

This isn't 2 pounds it's like 7 and I ate half lol :P


AtlasAtlas

10/30/13

I got a burger like that once at this local place. I then ate 6 full sized wings after. I may have heart problems later in life due to that.

10/30/13 poxpower responds:

I choose not to believe this


nick251nick251

10/30/13

Well have fun with heart attacks


EmroxEmrox

10/30/13

simply incredible


InformisInformis

10/30/13

did you have a heart attack after eating it?

10/30/13 poxpower responds:

Of pure joy yes


RyallenRyallen

10/30/13

What. The. Actual. Fuck. That is a giant burger. Congrats, man.

10/30/13 poxpower responds:

Traning.


you guys are the next MAN VS FOOD

10/30/13 poxpower responds:

Well we actually finish the food... he's just a fat birch.


deathinkdeathink

10/30/13

Man that card you won is AWESOME!!!!!!!!

10/30/13 poxpower responds:

It was totally worth the price lol.


I could eat that. I've finished big gimmick food before.

10/30/13 poxpower responds:

Nice you are a man.


KembryKembry

10/30/13

how u ate it ?