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poxpower

Age/Gender: 24, Male
Location: Quebec
Job: Artist, I guess

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Posted by poxpower Nov. 9, 2008 @ 6:18 PM EST

I still have a website.
It's still great.
Everyone loves it.
It hurts people's eyes
http://www.thepoxbox.com/

Leave a word here. Or suggestions. Or hateful comment. Or corrections ( appreciated )
Popular subjects are:
- I'm a loser ( who isn't? )
- My website is a Maddox ripoff ( thanks )
- The design hurts people's eyes ( intended )

I'll make another news post in another 200 user comments.

Now I leave you with this Allosaurus getting the entirety of his shit ruined. He's got none left.

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199 Comments

Nov. 9, 2008 | 6:27 PM Mogly says:

I like your website. Keep it updated and it'll be good!


Nov. 9, 2008 | 6:35 PM Catoblepas says:

it's not interesting

Nov. 9, 2008 | 7:00 PM poxpower responds:

It wasn't designed for dullards.


Nov. 9, 2008 | 7:00 PM speeling says:

Pox, i liked you as a level 46 user. Your skull staff was great, it made me think that you had some like, personal picture. Go back, please.

Nov. 9, 2008 | 7:00 PM poxpower responds:

Must... get.. golden skull staff...


Nov. 9, 2008 | 7:01 PM HolyPeanuts says:

Your website is overwhelming.

Nov. 9, 2008 | 8:01 PM poxpower responds:

yes


Nov. 9, 2008 | 7:09 PM PolishMatt says:

Keep going! just like 12 more levels till you get a virtual buff body.

Nov. 9, 2008 | 8:01 PM poxpower responds:

I should join a gym and see who can get buff first.


Nov. 9, 2008 | 7:19 PM Aryk says:

I said it looked like Maddox's site, but not a ripoff. His site just inspired you most likely.

Why do you want to hurt our eyes? It makes us not want to come back. Duh.

Nov. 9, 2008 | 8:00 PM poxpower responds:

It's a preventive measure so you don't overdose on my page in one sitting.


Nov. 9, 2008 | 7:34 PM speeling says:

What's happening to the dinosaurs? Is he shitting out of his arm? Is that a big dragon trying to eat them all?

We need closage here, Pox!

Nov. 9, 2008 | 8:02 PM poxpower responds:

He's getting sliced in two by the tail of a giant badass sauropod who didn't feel like taking any shit from a pack of allosaurus that morning.


Nov. 9, 2008 | 7:43 PM yodd says:

Can I shit on your chest?

Nov. 9, 2008 | 8:02 PM poxpower responds:

Cool but then you have to vomit on my face.
Only fair.


Nov. 9, 2008 | 7:58 PM Sekhem says:

lol it's pretty funny yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Nov. 9, 2008 | 8:38 PM skatin-andy says:

The two links on your music page to "more music related things" don't work.

Nov. 9, 2008 | 9:10 PM poxpower responds:

fixed. Thanks


Nov. 9, 2008 | 9:00 PM Wurmy says:

Your site is not centered and therefore it makes me sad :'(

Nov. 9, 2008 | 9:10 PM poxpower responds:

Well lower your screen res you psycho. WHAT DO YOU NEED ALL THOSE PIXELS FOR ANYWAY?


Nov. 9, 2008 | 9:38 PM Shikamarana says:

Haha, I forgot about this and how awesome it is.

Props especially for the medieval-fantasy clown fucking that chick that looks like Xena, the warrior princess. It is indeed way better than anything Maddox ever drew.

Link for people who actually read comments on other user's pages.

http://www.thepoxbox.com/contentimage s/maddox2.gif


Nov. 9, 2008 | 9:40 PM HotCakes says:

Stamper has a small dick


Nov. 9, 2008 | 9:43 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Your awesome site gave me a seizure.


Nov. 9, 2008 | 11:57 PM RedStripedd says:

cool site


Nov. 10, 2008 | 12:56 AM Luis says:

id like a sweater with the pattern you use as your site bg

Nov. 10, 2008 | 1:53 PM poxpower responds:

You'd blend in perfectly on the carpet of those bowling alleys that have the blacklights.


Nov. 10, 2008 | 1:08 AM MichaelHurst says:

Your site is my hero.

Nov. 10, 2008 | 1:53 PM poxpower responds:

yay


Nov. 10, 2008 | 12:57 PM Rig says:

Does your site come in Large?

Nov. 10, 2008 | 1:51 PM poxpower responds:

No, change your res to 1024 x 768 like everyone should.
Pfff and you wonder why you need glasses. Straining your eyes all day long.


Nov. 10, 2008 | 1:50 PM super-sense says:

Your art is so immense it makes me cry

Nov. 10, 2008 | 1:52 PM poxpower responds:

I don't know what that means, but thanks.


Nov. 10, 2008 | 3:37 PM Kassar says:

Wuahaha hilarious web, i like it.


Nov. 10, 2008 | 5:52 PM BlackPT says:

My suggestions are:

Make new writers. I know you like to wrote all the stuff by yourself, but I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY WHEN THERE'S AN UPDATE!!1one

Do not change the design. It's perfect, I love pixels and the colors you put.

The site needs some kind of interaction with the visitors. Like the Blah, blah, blah box.

YOU NEED TO CHECK YOUR EMAIL MORE TIMES. Also, respond to them.

The "news" section, should be updated more times, not only you make new games or movies: you could say something everytime you change the Meme-O-Vison and the rest of the TV's, when you make a new article, and other stuff. You could also make news about something important that happened (like NG News)

Sorry about my English, though. Being portuguese sux.

Nov. 10, 2008 | 6:21 PM poxpower responds:

I don't know who I could consider to write for this thing.
Well maybe I do know. Maybe.
I check my email all the time. No one's emailing me as far as I know. What address are you emailing?
And I don't like the news because it pushes everything down too much and I have a crappy archive system for it. Nothing important ever happens anyways.

As for user-submitted/interactive content, I have no idea how the hell you do that. But I'll think of something one of these days.


Nov. 10, 2008 | 5:53 PM BlackPT says:

I found the subliminal messages on your banner too.


Nov. 10, 2008 | 6:43 PM SardonicSamurai says:

Oh cool I had no idea you had a website, let me just click this link to go to your weOH MY GOD MY EYES. OH GOD IT BURNS. IT BURRRRNS.

Nov. 11, 2008 | 1:25 PM poxpower responds:

Later on, I'll make a seizure page that you can click if you want to have a seizure.
Neat!


Nov. 11, 2008 | 12:37 AM Jon4life says:

You speak a language I do not understand in which makes me angry.

Nov. 11, 2008 | 1:25 PM poxpower responds:

You seem to understand english perfectly >:O


Nov. 11, 2008 | 1:14 PM homor says:

telling me growing up in the 90s ruled is like telling richard dawkins about athism.

Nov. 11, 2008 | 1:24 PM poxpower responds:

Good thing I never told you then.


Nov. 11, 2008 | 2:07 PM knightsofthecircle says:

It would be a lot better if it weren't for the shitty ads. Now, I know someone like yourself can't run a website on determination alone, but can't you get sponsored by a company that doesn't suck sweaty man balls?

Nov. 11, 2008 | 4:11 PM poxpower responds:

I agree, I don't like the google ads. They're shitty and give me almost no money. But it's hard for starting/small web sites to get sponsors who don't suck ass :O

Or so I imagine, I have no idea.


Nov. 12, 2008 | 2:54 AM MissingNYC says:

Good idea about making a new post.... that thread had more posts and spam than the general board...

Nov. 12, 2008 | 10:47 PM poxpower responds:

Surely you jest


Nov. 12, 2008 | 12:46 PM AapoJoki says:

Why don't you put this story somewhere on the website?
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9 10009

I think it was funny and clever, and I'd like to see it archived somewhere other than the abyss of BBS search.

Nov. 12, 2008 | 10:43 PM poxpower responds:

blah
Too much swearing. That kid's fucked up.


Nov. 12, 2008 | 9:15 PM Eggys says:

i don't know what is going on but it's awesome

Nov. 12, 2008 | 10:48 PM poxpower responds:

Yeah :)


Nov. 16, 2008 | 3:00 AM catman03 says:

You need to update your website more often. You've been doing pretty well lately but before a couple weeks ago you hadn't updated in months. Other than that just keep being awesome.

Nov. 16, 2008 | 3:07 AM poxpower responds:

in MONTHS?
this is the archive, they're all dated: http://www.thepoxbox.com/what.php ?id=whatmain

There's no month-long gay anywhere in there.
Anyway thanks for the comment I AM SO LONELY IN THIS WEBS.


Nov. 17, 2008 | 1:25 AM catman03 says:

Maybe it wasn't months. Whatever, it seemed like a long time.


Nov. 17, 2008 | 7:13 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

I love your site like I love Newgrounds.

Seriously funny shit, keep it up.

Nov. 19, 2008 | 4:08 AM poxpower responds:

Yes I agree with you


Nov. 18, 2008 | 9:27 AM lovetuna says:

O_o so many links!

Nov. 19, 2008 | 4:08 AM poxpower responds:

Click them and something good happens


Nov. 19, 2008 | 1:14 AM Xarnor says:

Stop ruining my shit, damn it. I work hard on that stuff :(


Nov. 19, 2008 | 4:27 AM MissingNYC says:

also pox... the insanity box 2 man..

Nov. 19, 2008 | 4:28 AM poxpower responds:

NO ONE LIKED IT


Nov. 20, 2008 | 12:20 AM Rozner says:

Dinosaur being destroyed by a meteor? AWESOME


Nov. 20, 2008 | 2:44 AM MattHarty says:

Merry Christmas because i'll probably forget to tell you on christmas.

Nov. 20, 2008 | 3:56 AM poxpower responds:

Christmas 08?


Nov. 21, 2008 | 3:31 AM Mendou says:

Imagine a T-Rex with rocket launchers attached to it, attacking quebec.


Nov. 22, 2008 | 5:31 AM MissingNYC says:

a 3+avg score... i beg to differ!! MAKE IT OR ILL SPANK YOU!!



Nov. 25, 2008 | 8:31 AM cast says:

lmao


Nov. 28, 2008 | 3:07 AM WarteryMind says:

YOUR WEBSITE MAKES MY EYES BURN!!!!
MY CAPS LOCK WONT TURN OFF!!!


Nov. 29, 2008 | 1:17 AM supyohos123 says:

Hey poxpower they're selling the first print of alan moore's The Killing Joke.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listin g/0930289455/ref=dp_olp_collectible?i e=UTF8&condition=collectible

Nov. 29, 2008 | 1:39 AM poxpower responds:

so?


Nov. 29, 2008 | 3:57 AM Jon4life says:

balls in my mouth. love to suck them. PUT THEM IN MY%uFEFF ARMPIT.


Nov. 29, 2008 | 1:41 PM FurryFox says:

i like your site. it's not to bright or to dark.

Nov. 30, 2008 | 3:15 AM poxpower responds:

See? Thanks.
My site is special. 99.9999999999% of websites on the net have a primary white layout.
I poo-poo them.


Nov. 29, 2008 | 7:51 PM SevenSeize says:

The only thing your website rips off is massive amounts of aweome. Your website is soaked in coolness and oozes neon. I am still asking you to include more Xena Warrior Princess. I think if everyone included a little more of her in their lives, the world would be a better place. Maybe her riding on that allosaurus.

Nov. 30, 2008 | 3:14 AM poxpower responds:

Yes I accept your proposal.

American tv is always full of doctor heroes. Fuck doctors. Shows about doctors are retarded.
Barbarian princesses are where the real awesome is at.

And stargate SG-1. I love that show. Maybe I should draw Samantha Carter having a pillow fight with Xena.
>_>
<_<
Don't hold your breath though


Nov. 30, 2008 | 9:17 AM LampFace says:

A quarter way there.


Nov. 30, 2008 | 12:30 PM MissingNYC says:

Xena + SG-1 would be epic...


Dec. 2, 2008 | 9:23 AM LampFace says:

HAI COMMENT 52!

Dec. 3, 2008 | 9:01 AM poxpower responds:

Congratulations.... ...?


Dec. 3, 2008 | 1:04 AM jedi-master says:

I don't know why everyone's saying that your website hurts their eyes, I seem just fine. Your website's pretty cool, Pox. :)

Dec. 3, 2008 | 9:00 AM poxpower responds:

They're pussies, that's why.


Dec. 4, 2008 | 7:11 AM homor says:

meppy holichrist.


Dec. 4, 2008 | 10:09 AM DELUCA2400 says:

I found you site to be really amusing. I especially loved the Church of Awesomology. You also have good taste in movies. Can't wait for more.

Dec. 4, 2008 | 10:24 AM poxpower responds:

<3<3


Dec. 6, 2008 | 4:18 AM MattTheParanoidKat says:

Dr. Strangelove? Overacted shit? Hoho, you've made yourself an enemy my friend! A majority of your movie list is either bleh, with only a small percentage of films that are correctly rated.

But clearly for Strangelove, you either a) didn't pay attention, b) have no love for the classics, c) could not understand/get the political jokes, d) have a a low standard of comedy, or e) all of the above.

Plus, i'm pretty sure George C. Scott would kick your ass.

Dec. 6, 2008 | 4:13 PM poxpower responds:

Dr. Strangelove falls into the very broad category of movies people try to pretend to like to sound soffisticated, because they know that 40 years ago some people saw it and were impressed and those people are now at the top of the food chain in terms of cinema critics and they pass on their shitty opinions ot the next generations.

In that way you have "best of" lists littered with "classics" that are basically all the old opinions of people long dead that still linger around the collective because people are too much of a bunch of pussies to admit the movies suck.

Dr. Strangelove is SHIT. It is not funny, not clever and had no redeeming qualities. It is completely and utterly badly acted. It takes a LOT of failure to act BADLY in a movie, but that's how it was back then. People couldn't act to save their fucking lives.

Everything about movies today is better. Everything. The only factor that makes people rate crap like Dr. Strangelove and Clockwork orange really high is nostalgia and that feeling to be the little "cool sophisticated movie kid".

Well I was in in a modern arts program for 2 whole years meeting students and teachers alike who were all into modern art and cult classic and they're generally talentless morons with delusions.

And you're taking your opinion on movies from them wether you admit it or not. There's just no way anyone can like that crappy movie otherwise. It SUCKS and it's STUPID, NOT CLEVER and OUTDATED.


Dec. 6, 2008 | 11:07 AM Corky-D says:

You're the leader in the crusade against web2.0.

Dec. 6, 2008 | 4:14 PM poxpower responds:

I just have no idea how to code anything like that otherwise I'd be standing in line to cash in.
MWAHAHAHAHA


Dec. 7, 2008 | 10:35 PM jedi-master says:

So everyone's a pussy if they can't stand the sight of well...your site, right? Lol...

Anyways, I love pussy......

Also, why did you level up? You were the most distinguished mod with your own skull staff... Now you're the same as Joe, the *other* mod with the golden fist...WHY POX WHY?

Dec. 8, 2008 | 12:51 AM poxpower responds:

Because I want the golden skull staff, it rules.

Though I'll have to be a lot of shitty levels until then... still beats how it was before the redesign. Shitty little level 23 fairy wand...


Dec. 8, 2008 | 12:58 AM DraGoN-RaGe-9001 says:

don't forget to visit the http://www.thepoxbox.com

Dec. 8, 2008 | 3:28 AM poxpower responds:

ARGH MY EYES!


Dec. 10, 2008 | 11:27 AM DeIirium says:

Maddox is making his own show.
I bet you don´t have a show.

Dec. 10, 2008 | 1:46 PM poxpower responds:

Well it's youtube though so...


Dec. 10, 2008 | 7:31 PM lawlmaster says:

Strange pic.... also who is banta Clause?


Dec. 13, 2008 | 11:57 PM Sinitech says:

I feel like I'm going to have a seizure when I go to the poxbox. Too many colors.


Dec. 14, 2008 | 4:22 AM SadisticMonkey says:

What's worse.

Rap or country.

Dec. 14, 2008 | 8:42 PM poxpower responds:

Rap by a mile.


Dec. 16, 2008 | 6:32 AM dySWN says:

I can't stop laughing at that picture, and I don't even know why.

Dec. 16, 2008 | 11:48 AM poxpower responds:

Because it's great


Dec. 24, 2008 | 7:41 AM Asalraalaikum says:

Merry Christmas.

Dec. 24, 2008 | 4:38 PM poxpower responds:

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo


Dec. 25, 2008 | 2:49 AM MissingNYC says:

Merry Xmas

Dec. 26, 2008 | 2:47 PM poxpower responds:

NO
wertgdfgdfg


Dec. 25, 2008 | 3:20 AM redenvy says:

Aw, but Dr. Strangelove was a great movie. D:

Dec. 26, 2008 | 2:47 PM poxpower responds:

Great sarcasm there


Dec. 26, 2008 | 4:22 PM Eggys says:

Did you know that dinosaurs actually had technology ahead of our time? They used to have wars between races of different dinosaurs and they fired zappy guns at each other.

its all true i swear


Dec. 27, 2008 | 5:33 AM Jon4life says:

You've got a long way to 200 posts.

Or do you?

:O

Dec. 27, 2008 | 7:38 AM poxpower responds:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Dec. 27, 2008 | 10:27 PM wtflolnoob says:

Sup pox?


Dec. 30, 2008 | 5:52 AM WavyGravy says:

2,500 smacharoos for punching tom out = jaw dropping feat. I just have to say kudos to you pox! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDHHYT CoLQU

Dec. 30, 2008 | 11:25 AM poxpower responds:

That video is brilliant.
Thank god for multiple copyright infringements.


Jan. 3, 2009 | 5:56 PM Christopherr says:

Why not combine two things you love into one?

Drunk drawing. You make awesome drawings sober (or at least I think you are), and they can only get more awesome after about 10 beers. Then you can scan them whenever you wake up and impress us with your drunken dexterity.

Then again, what isn't fun while drinking?

Jan. 4, 2009 | 12:13 AM poxpower responds:

Yeah that would be cool but I really don't get drunk enough and when I do, it's usually at parties or in a bar so I don't have paper...

But yeah that's a cool idea. Another thing I'd like to see is a tv show where the hosts start sober and drink constantly until the end of the show. Imagine Conan O'Brian, but drunker and drunker. It would rule, each show he could drink something different.

Drunk people are funny.


Jan. 8, 2009 | 10:31 PM Christopherr says:

Conan would be funny drunk. Personally, I would rather watch Regis and Kelly, the Drunken Version. Kelly Ripa would be naked, and Regis would be spinning around in his chair shouting stupid old people shit.

Pictionary sucks ass, and it would even be fun drunk. One beer after every turn. Replace the gay cards in the game set with awesome ones. Have you ever seen an extremely drunk person try to draw a raptor on a tricycle?

Jan. 9, 2009 | 12:55 PM poxpower responds:

what


Jan. 10, 2009 | 6:58 AM zephiran says:

You are obviously doing a bad job at webdesigning, pox. Your website does not hurt my eyes one teeny, tinesy bit.


Jan. 10, 2009 | 9:34 PM SevenSeize says:

I just want you to know, that 10 stupid movie decisions, brought joy and happiness to my heart and to my pants. And that if the movie industry followed poxbox guidelines for awesomeness, I'd probably go see more movies.

Jan. 11, 2009 | 7:21 PM poxpower responds:

Movie makers are stupid.
They just need to stop taking themselves so seriously. That's why I love Napoleon Dynamite. What a stupid movie. Yet how great it is.
It's a movie about nothing. Like Pulp Fiction. And Seinfeld. That's the real trick I say!

Or over-the-top badass movies like Terminator, but those cost way too much money to make :(


Jan. 19, 2009 | 7:07 PM supyohos123 says:

www.badhacks.net

Here's some funny shit.


Jan. 25, 2009 | 9:52 PM MissingNYC says:

Denver meet bitch! i roder you to attend... and i might


Jan. 27, 2009 | 10:18 PM ReNaeNae says:

It will be your turn soon... will you be ready?! ;)


Jan. 30, 2009 | 6:38 AM SadisticMonkey says:

Why no Rage Against the Machine?
Sure, it goes without saying, their rap/rock songs suck, but they do have some great rap-free songs.

Jan. 30, 2009 | 1:51 PM poxpower responds:

I don't know, I never really listened to anything they did.
But whatever few songs I've heard, I seem to recall sucking.

Hey I can't stay here listening to every band ever.


Feb. 2, 2009 | 4:44 PM Nobbin-Robin says:

If that show Zoom and Reading Rainbow ever made love and had a baby, it would look like your site.

Feb. 2, 2009 | 9:34 PM poxpower responds:

I never saw any of those hence I can't appreciate your compliment.
YES


Feb. 5, 2009 | 11:40 PM Sinitech says:

I took a shit in your pillow case.

Feb. 6, 2009 | 5:28 AM poxpower responds:

So that's why it smells like semen.


Feb. 6, 2009 | 10:58 AM Sinitech says:

Wow, that really hurt my feelings.

No, seriously, apologize.

>:(

Feb. 6, 2009 | 8:43 PM poxpower responds:

aaaaaaaaaaa


Feb. 6, 2009 | 11:51 AM BANN3D says:

you sure do know how to draw ..
you're awesum >______________>

Feb. 6, 2009 | 8:43 PM poxpower responds:

yes sometimes


Feb. 10, 2009 | 3:00 AM SapphireLight says:

For some reason your screename reminds me of CROSSFIRE.


Feb. 15, 2009 | 6:27 PM SevenSeize says:

ThePoxBox> TheOnion

Feb. 15, 2009 | 7:13 PM poxpower responds:

Maybe one day I'll have a movie.


Feb. 15, 2009 | 7:24 PM SevenSeize says:

Your movie would be rated A for Awesome.


Feb. 20, 2009 | 5:22 AM Gooch says:

Some people don't appreciate 80s music, do they Pox?

I've got an 80s video on my news post right now, too. I'm thinking about doing my own weekly 80s video thingy. Maybe we can get some of these 90s-00s punks hooked onto some different music.


Feb. 20, 2009 | 11:05 AM joabos says:

I love your site.


Feb. 20, 2009 | 11:32 PM MissingNYC says:

im bored... amuse me, you bitch

Feb. 23, 2009 | 10:47 AM poxpower responds:

NO
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Feb. 21, 2009 | 6:29 PM hotmayo says:

You look like you can take a fat cock.

Feb. 23, 2009 | 10:47 AM poxpower responds:

YES
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Feb. 23, 2009 | 1:52 PM AapoJoki says:

Hello, I noticed that this awesome song was not on your awesome song list:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_9MI2 ymN6s

Babylon Zoo - Spaceman (1995)

Feb. 23, 2009 | 3:00 PM poxpower responds:

Denied.
This sounds like Spoonman, incidentally. Le poo.


Feb. 25, 2009 | 5:15 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

"Leave all your worthless comments here: http://poxpower.newgrounds.com/. I read them.
They AMUUUUUUUUUSE me."

REALLY NOW?

Feb. 25, 2009 | 5:20 PM poxpower responds:

HA YOU FOOL


Feb. 26, 2009 | 3:09 PM Wrinkles says:

It took me about an hour just to figure out what the hell I was looking at and learn the layout, but I actually like it.

Feb. 26, 2009 | 8:48 PM poxpower responds:

THANK
YOU

SIR


Feb. 26, 2009 | 7:13 PM Clock-Ninja says:

le french

Feb. 26, 2009 | 8:48 PM poxpower responds:

sdfsdfsdfdsafsdfsdfs


Feb. 27, 2009 | 12:21 AM Sir-Nuts says:

So, how was the "eating healthy for a month" experience?

Feb. 27, 2009 | 1:21 AM poxpower responds:

lame and a failure


Feb. 27, 2009 | 11:37 PM Eggys says:

100th comment.

Am I special now?

Mar. 1, 2009 | 5:18 AM poxpower responds:

Yeeeeep


Mar. 1, 2009 | 5:14 AM TheAntiFonz says:

For some people homosexuality isn't a decision.

Mar. 1, 2009 | 5:19 AM poxpower responds:

Like... you mean... they get zapped with the gay gun?
Is there a gay gun?


Mar. 1, 2009 | 3:52 PM wtflolnoob says:

You have like 50 troll alts. I just know it. Waiting to pounce. And you have a subliminal message in your banner.


Mar. 3, 2009 | 8:54 PM Jercurpac says:

Thanks for that image, I was watching a Diary of the Dead and during one of the death scenes I commented that all the victim's shit had been ruined. All my friends laughed and they assumed that I was a clever individual.


Mar. 4, 2009 | 12:28 AM LORDBRASKA says:

comment 104: do u do it 4 teh lulz


Mar. 4, 2009 | 11:03 PM flamingninja777 says:

Poxxxx, can you please do, or get someone to, approve me for submitting audio. Been waiting almost 2 days.


Mar. 7, 2009 | 1:59 PM SevenSeize says:

I just read thepoxbox update about that website with the crazy ass weapons and shit on it.

Come on man, you know damn well you want that scorpion arm plate thing.

I'm buying the barbarian spiked bat and the at home drug test right now.

Mar. 7, 2009 | 11:24 PM poxpower responds:

Well they don't ship to Canada, those douchebags


Mar. 9, 2009 | 3:21 PM Xarnor says:

So you read these, huh? Interesting....

Mar. 11, 2009 | 8:27 AM poxpower responds:

Sometimes


Mar. 10, 2009 | 1:24 AM MissingNYC says:

dude... where have you been!?!?! also... did you freeze?

Mar. 11, 2009 | 8:28 AM poxpower responds:

I'm writing a book.
It's called "Stack of Blank Paper Piled On My Desk".

The best literature that ever came out of Canada.


Mar. 11, 2009 | 6:27 AM AngelProdigy says:

Can you draw me a mushrooom with liek a sea of pink blood in the background with fag below it?

Mar. 11, 2009 | 8:28 AM poxpower responds:

EAT
MY
POO


Mar. 11, 2009 | 6:11 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

55% of the way there to a new post ololololo


Mar. 12, 2009 | 8:32 PM PinballWizard976 says:

Love the pox box. Trying to make something kinda similar, but not on purpose. I forgot all about your site when I was making mine. Don't worry though. It's not going anywhere. Mainly because I get bored quick.

Oh, and BTW, I'm almost positive that I have an image tucked away in some folder that you can use so people can click it and come to my site. Kinda like those small little "click me" signs at the bottom of your pages nobody looks at. Cheers!

Mar. 13, 2009 | 10:33 AM poxpower responds:

:D
Man really random people have seen my page by now. My life is complete.


Mar. 12, 2009 | 8:54 PM Lagamuffin says:

Will you be my mother?

Mar. 13, 2009 | 10:33 AM poxpower responds:

Hmmmm
I guess, if you pay for a vaginoplasty and some implants.


Mar. 14, 2009 | 4:15 PM SevenSeize says:

I just worked for 8 minutes. If you and I are talking about work, does that count as work? or if you eat while you work??

Mar. 14, 2009 | 6:13 PM poxpower responds:

If I'm talking about work as I work, then I guess it counts. But if I'm just chilling out and someone comes on AIM and we talk about a project, then that's not work.

And I don't eat while I work. How's that possible? Pfff. I drink though. Rum and cokes ftw


Mar. 15, 2009 | 6:20 PM SevenSeize says:

Remember that at home do it yourself drug test???? Today I was listening to the radio, and they advertised it!!! It was the lamest commercial, some mom asking her kid if he'd been smoking pot, and then it was like "DO IT YOURSELF AT HOME" and then they listed where it's availble to buy. IT'S HAPPENING!

Mar. 15, 2009 | 7:09 PM poxpower responds:

haha that's fucked up.
It's almost as bad as putting up a metal detector for your kids when they come back home.


Mar. 16, 2009 | 7:23 PM RedDreadSky says:

I love the fact that the barbarian club was listed under 'self-defense'.


Mar. 19, 2009 | 12:53 PM Wrinkles says:

Also, who is Jose, and why does he have so many toys?

Another question, why are you looking at stamper's dick in the first place?

Mar. 19, 2009 | 6:31 PM poxpower responds:

Jose is the official NG gardener and he has so many toys because that's how you get paid when you work for Tom Fulp.
And when a man drops his pants in front of me, I look at his dick. I have to.


Mar. 19, 2009 | 6:39 PM SevenSeize says:

Your drawing dedicated to sean is mighty and magestic. I feel you should post it on here for people to see the pure awesome.

Mar. 19, 2009 | 9:48 PM poxpower responds:

Nah it sucks, screw it.


Mar. 20, 2009 | 12:02 AM Wrinkles says:

That raises yet another question. Why is Stamper dropping his pants in front of you?

I guess I should ask him, eh?

Mar. 20, 2009 | 12:23 AM poxpower responds:

It's just the effect I have on people. As soon as I make eye contact, people have this uncontrollable urge to submit to my will.
I get kneeling, wallets, tit flashes and in some more extreme cases, seppuku.

So that's why I wear sunglasses and don't go outside much.


Mar. 20, 2009 | 12:18 AM Steven-Polley says:

I LUFFF THE POX BOX MANG

Mar. 20, 2009 | 12:23 AM poxpower responds:

You are officially the first.


Mar. 20, 2009 | 2:42 PM Wrinkles says:

Hey, I said I liked it first!

I think.


Mar. 20, 2009 | 4:19 PM Steven-Polley says:

Coooollll I love you too.


Mar. 20, 2009 | 6:10 PM SevenSeize says:

It does not suck!!!! Where the hell is your confidence????!!!!!


Mar. 20, 2009 | 9:14 PM Steven-Polley says:

^ Where isn't his confidence.

Mar. 20, 2009 | 9:27 PM poxpower responds:

EXACTLY.
??

p.s. penises


Mar. 20, 2009 | 9:49 PM SevenSeize says:

Fine then. Fuck you! You're right about Richard Simmons though. He belongs in the clown category.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 3:13 AM poxpower responds:

HE'S A DEMON SPAWN FROM HELL.

Also he looks like a grandma in half of his pictures.
Also he's slightly overweight or just has a fucked-up body shape. So he's shouldn't be doing workout videos that little pasty fuck.


Mar. 21, 2009 | 1:04 AM Steven-Polley says:

To be honest, I feel sorry for that allosaurus :( All of his shit has been ruined. And he's got none left.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 3:13 AM poxpower responds:

Hey what is this? A chatroom?
Now I feel like the ng drunks.


Mar. 21, 2009 | 11:32 AM SevenSeize says:

But wouldn't that make a good flash? Richard Simmons: Demon Spawn.

You could incorporate those arm blades from that website, because he'd totally wear those, only airbrush them neon pink or something.

You ever make that flash, I'm 5'ing it.

Mar. 21, 2009 | 11:35 AM poxpower responds:

Hey you'd 5 any flash I made :O

p.s. Go play this: http://www.thepoxbox.com/what.php ?id=evolvo
I need more people to test it.


Mar. 21, 2009 | 11:43 AM KevinHR says:

Your worthless site has to many colors.

Mar. 24, 2009 | 12:43 AM poxpower responds:

Look, my website may be worthles and it may have too many colors, but my mom is NOT a whore.

No wait I think you're right :/


Mar. 21, 2009 | 12:08 PM SevenSeize says:

It works great for me. Why you still testing? Like what problems was it having? and I do not five all flashes. If you made a flash denouncing Xena for instance, I'd 0 that shit and you know it.

Mar. 24, 2009 | 12:44 AM poxpower responds:

Just tell me what you think and whatnot.
Thinks I should add, things that are annoying etc. I'm still adding stuff so check back from day to day to see if it progresses.
But yeah it's pretty much done thanks to work month lawl.


Mar. 22, 2009 | 4:26 PM Sinitech says:

I actually creamed my pants when I first opened the site.

Was that the intended reaction?

Mar. 24, 2009 | 12:44 AM poxpower responds:

What's the color of your pant cream?
If it's neon, then everything is normal.


Mar. 23, 2009 | 11:13 PM JadeTheAssassin says:

Evolvo angers me greatly.

Why do I keep playing it? :(

Mar. 24, 2009 | 12:45 AM poxpower responds:

It's addictive.
p.s. use cheats if you're not wo-MAN enough to beat this shiz.

I put in so many damn cheats in that game.


Mar. 25, 2009 | 6:29 PM darkmaster962000 says:

How odd, you never struck me as a person who'd be into anime.

I though all anime fans behaved like this:

"OMG I NO SOOO MUCH JAPANESE AND I LOVE POCKY DESU NE~"

Mar. 26, 2009 | 1:10 AM poxpower responds:

Anime rules.
People who say they don't like anime sound like those shiteaters who pretend like they don't like candy or chocolate. Yeah right.

Anime rocks so much. It's the KFC of entertainment. Just greasy delicious lumps of action.


Mar. 28, 2009 | 6:50 AM SadisticMonkey says:

Bill Maher: good/bad/boring?

Mar. 29, 2009 | 8:15 PM poxpower responds:

Decent I guess


Mar. 29, 2009 | 6:16 PM thelittleemo says:

I'm leaving a comment now. Are you amused yet? Or did i do something wrong...maybe i should go and sacrifice some cows and chickens...

Mar. 29, 2009 | 8:15 PM poxpower responds:

Yes, I am entertained.


Mar. 29, 2009 | 7:19 PM Twilight says:

Where did you learn to draw so well?

Mar. 29, 2009 | 8:16 PM poxpower responds:

1% in art class, 99% by myself.


Mar. 30, 2009 | 2:27 AM Jon4life says:

Why don't you draw my penis?

Mar. 30, 2009 | 5:12 AM poxpower responds:

I'm too busy drawing mine :O
And I mean "drawing" as in "to draw from".


Mar. 30, 2009 | 5:40 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

A new one that isn't posted by pox?
WHOOOOAAAA
Don't want to assume responsibilities for butthurts replies I take it?

Mar. 31, 2009 | 4:54 AM poxpower responds:

Let's face it: no one's gonna reply anyway.
:D


Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:24 AM AapoJoki says:

Finally someone made a website that hurts our eyes more than yours does.


Apr. 2, 2009 | 7:00 PM thelittleemo says:

So how often would you say you have eaten chocolate cake with vanilla frosting?

Apr. 2, 2009 | 11:03 PM poxpower responds:

Not often.
Like 15 times maybe


Apr. 2, 2009 | 11:29 PM Wrinkles says:

I masturbate to the PoxBox daily.

Apr. 3, 2009 | 9:43 PM poxpower responds:

That makes 151 195 of us.


Apr. 3, 2009 | 7:18 PM SevenSeize says:

Will Grandma be writing for the poxbox more often now?

Apr. 3, 2009 | 9:43 PM poxpower responds:

No, she's stupid


Apr. 3, 2009 | 11:37 PM SevenSeize says:

Hey you bastard, that's your grandma, she loves you and knits for you and shit.

Off topic, I'm not having any issues with the evolvo game, it's a good game. What's holding you back from putting it on NG?Usually my suggestions involve adding bobs, but evolvo doesn't really go along with a tata theme.

Insert your smart ass reply to this comment! come on!!!!!!

Is it hard to make achievments for a game? More people will play if you add em. Only make all of the little icons on the locks velociraptors. Then, you'll have the coolest fucking medals on this site and people will be like, "wtf does this have to do with velociraptors?" Not a goddamn thing. ha.

tldr;;;;;;

Apr. 4, 2009 | 12:06 AM poxpower responds:

Well I can't put in medals because the system isn't public yet.
Believe me, I tried.

So now I'm just waiting to get this sponsored by someone or something. I'll wait until I get a decent deal for it.


Apr. 4, 2009 | 12:04 AM thelittleemo says:

You called your grandma stupid! That's pretty mean, well unless there's a reason...


Apr. 4, 2009 | 2:38 PM groundpwndr says:

Just thanking you for the awesome art the NG calendar. Absolutely amazing.
um....thanks. :D

Apr. 5, 2009 | 12:14 AM poxpower responds:

It actually sucked though.


Apr. 6, 2009 | 7:54 AM homor says:

sure you can't just settle for 150 comments?

Apr. 7, 2009 | 12:06 AM poxpower responds:

I have nothing to talk about.
:(


Apr. 7, 2009 | 5:50 AM A-Shift says:

If I go the poxbox will I get poxpower?

Apr. 7, 2009 | 6:50 AM poxpower responds:

I don't understand your querry


Apr. 7, 2009 | 1:35 PM LampFace says:

Here's another comment towards the 200


Apr. 7, 2009 | 11:29 PM SupraAddict says:

Y Wait 4 200 commentz?

Apr. 8, 2009 | 12:10 AM poxpower responds:

b cuz


Apr. 8, 2009 | 12:55 AM Bryan says:

Don't say erect God dammit


Apr. 8, 2009 | 1:06 AM Bryan says:

ok so this would be


Apr. 8, 2009 | 1:07 AM Bryan says:

Comment 150! :D


Apr. 10, 2009 | 6:35 PM thelittleemo says:

So in 200 comments a new news post? I could post a bunch of wierd and witty post here to make it get to 200 faster, but I don't feel like it. That and you would probably delete them, or I would just get tired of them. But anyway, Im hungry.


Apr. 12, 2009 | 5:06 PM ReFreezed says:

I recommended your site to www.epilepsy.com . Aren't I nice.

Apr. 12, 2009 | 7:21 PM poxpower responds:

I hope they can find a cure for my website one day.


Apr. 15, 2009 | 3:57 PM jinxworld70 says:

oh boy, were almost to 200!!!


Apr. 16, 2009 | 12:28 AM googlerox says:

Your website is awesome!


Apr. 21, 2009 | 9:06 PM SevenSeize says:

I just want you to know that, "If you could open up Chuck Norris' creationist skull ( with a laser-plated diamond space drill ) to insert a brain, you'd have to pick Christopher's. It would be the ultimate warrior." is probably the most awesome thing I have ever read.

While I will not disagree on the awesomness that is Christopherr HItchens, I must also comment that it's not hard to pwn fox news. I see some pretty embarrassing ass stomping being done to fox news and hannity regularly.

*insert smart ass genitalia related comment and curse words*


Apr. 22, 2009 | 5:56 PM Elder says:

I could hardly see your site through the blood in my eyes.

Suggestions: I would suggest to make the background different, people may trust it more, lol.
Also, less strobing lights.

Just my suggestions. :)

Apr. 23, 2009 | 12:15 AM poxpower responds:

What screen res are you using, out of curiosity...


Apr. 22, 2009 | 11:43 PM Wrinkles says:

Can we secks now?

Apr. 23, 2009 | 12:15 AM poxpower responds:

Yeah :(
:(


Apr. 23, 2009 | 6:06 PM Elder says:

1440X900, I think.


Apr. 25, 2009 | 5:27 PM SupraAddict says:

Mhmm


Apr. 26, 2009 | 7:24 PM knightsofthecircle says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOZVlZ h-oJA

Posting this, just because.


Apr. 27, 2009 | 3:01 PM Victory says:

Allahsaurus?


Apr. 27, 2009 | 10:07 PM toodumbtodie says:

162


Apr. 27, 2009 | 10:08 PM toodumbtodie says:

what's killing the t-rex

Apr. 28, 2009 | 2:16 AM poxpower responds:

It's a dinosaur that's chopping him in half with its tail


Apr. 29, 2009 | 6:43 PM Headshot777 says:

*waits for 200 comments*...


Apr. 29, 2009 | 7:48 PM TimeCrush says:

Pushing for that 200 comment count

Apr. 29, 2009 | 8:53 PM poxpower responds:

Yeah, you're going to be really disappointment when that time comes...


Apr. 29, 2009 | 8:10 PM cheesebizkit says:

fuck you, you dirty french-canadian cheesemuncher

Apr. 29, 2009 | 8:53 PM poxpower responds:

What's wrong with cheese?


Apr. 29, 2009 | 8:39 PM Zack says:

thank you good sir

Apr. 29, 2009 | 8:53 PM poxpower responds:

No problem


Apr. 30, 2009 | 12:53 AM Wrinkles says:

I still frequent thepoxbox, it makes my cum all colorful.

The hoes are all over that rainbow semen.


May. 1, 2009 | 1:07 AM SupraAddict says:

168, we Are going to make you change posts x_x


May. 1, 2009 | 6:42 PM joabos says:

I love how much useless information your site has. When you're on one of the pages, it's like you're on an old dance club that never stops.

May. 2, 2009 | 2:21 AM poxpower responds:

My site has no information of any kinds...


May. 2, 2009 | 1:54 AM crapatflash says:

You site does indeed hurt my eyes.

May. 2, 2009 | 2:21 AM poxpower responds:

Turn down your monitor's brightness :O


May. 3, 2009 | 3:15 AM Merlin-Rune says:

I feel like a thoroughly stupid motherfucker. I've been visiting your site for two months and it only just dawned on me that the link across the very top of the page are an allusion to Super Mario World.

Also, what ruined that Allosaurus's shit? Was it my inattentiveness to your subtle Mario references?

May. 3, 2009 | 4:59 PM poxpower responds:

He gets cut in half by some other dinosaur's tail.
Apparently the people who draw dinosaurs are retarded, so they think it's physically possible for one dinosaur to swing its tail fast enough so that it somehow cuts a 10 ton animal clean in half without taking any damage even though it's made out of the same material, aka flesh and bones.


May. 4, 2009 | 2:33 PM joabos says:

Mmmm...Awesome site...


May. 5, 2009 | 7:50 PM someONEgood says:

Wow.. what the hell just wrecked that dino's shit? Even his dino-buddy in the background is like... "Hey Al... *turns around* want to... WHAAAA.... *jawdrop*... oh HELL NO"


May. 5, 2009 | 10:51 PM MissingNYC says:

174th... also MSN you fuck

May. 6, 2009 | 12:32 AM poxpower responds:

NEVEEEEEEEER


May. 6, 2009 | 1:30 AM Denvish says:

So, I heard your mom's an astronaut...?

May. 6, 2009 | 7:32 PM poxpower responds:

You mean an asstronaut?


May. 7, 2009 | 2:15 AM Johnny-chimp-0 says:

Your What? section amuuuuuuses me.

NOTICE ME DAMN IT, NOTICE ME!

May. 8, 2009 | 3:46 PM poxpower responds:

I see you, I see you.


May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM tom-tom-mcpooppants says:

GET THE FUCK OFF NEWGROUNDS JOHNNY-CHIMP-0


May. 7, 2009 | 6:54 PM jitterman says:

i would complain about anyone being a loser but I have a wow account so im the lowest of the low and I don't know what maddox is. in any case your websites looking alot more developed from when I saw it last. But you weren't kidding about how it hurt peoples eyes. it might be a good idea to tone down the shapes and colors at the top portion of the site. are you still updating the best song list?

May. 8, 2009 | 3:46 PM poxpower responds:

Nah.
It's alright.


May. 8, 2009 | 3:25 PM AapoJoki says:

Look at the ad I found on your site (I hope the link works):

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pa gead/imgad?id=COe69oCr5P-mNxDYBRhPMgi NjnJ71ZYpIQ

At first, I thought it would be some parody you made as a part of the site's content.

May. 8, 2009 | 3:47 PM poxpower responds:

Nope, those are just the shitty ads that google runs on my site.
They run the dumbest shit...


May. 9, 2009 | 11:25 AM TheSilverGuitar says:

SO WHAT SPECIAL THING WILL HAPPEN AT 200 COMMENTS?


May. 11, 2009 | 8:25 PM joabos says:

NOT VAAAAALID? WHYYYYY


May. 16, 2009 | 12:53 PM dominicl14 says:

46566575688767868


May. 16, 2009 | 12:54 PM dominicl14 says:

i wil comment anything s!


May. 17, 2009 | 1:29 PM Rig says:

HIS SHIT IS GAWN

May. 17, 2009 | 1:47 PM poxpower responds:

This is a reply


May. 18, 2009 | 11:55 PM SupraAddict says:

I can't wait to see what you three are going to do. I know it'll be fun, your art style and rig's music, oh dam I'm laughing at the combo now. All I can say is I will give you a good review on it.


May. 27, 2009 | 8:06 AM karatehunden says:

you du good video =)


May. 27, 2009 | 2:26 PM MissingNYC says:

188


May. 31, 2009 | 12:18 AM linkinparkpie43 says:

keep deleting posts after 199 so we can stay there forever


May. 31, 2009 | 5:05 AM MissingNYC says:

Man you really need MSN.... yes you do... if you get it... i buy you a cookie!

Jun. 1, 2009 | 1:37 PM poxpower responds:

You'd probably just eat it, right?
:o


May. 31, 2009 | 1:46 PM Lundsfryd says:

I need to be serious for a minute..


Jun. 2, 2009 | 1:57 AM Sinitech says:

191st commennnnnnnt.

Cocks.


Jun. 6, 2009 | 12:47 AM SevenSeize says:

http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=4384

Don't be lazy, go to that link. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.


Jun. 8, 2009 | 1:25 PM Proottalfain says:

Swimming with you in underwear was cool

Jun. 8, 2009 | 3:35 PM poxpower responds:

Haha :D
Hey that sounded kind of gay :D


Jun. 8, 2009 | 3:43 PM poxpower responds:

Brilliant


Jun. 9, 2009 | 2:28 PM TheSilverGuitar says:

This post is seven months old.


Jun. 10, 2009 | 12:53 AM xports says:

It hurts my eyes.

Also, #196.

Jun. 10, 2009 | 8:19 AM poxpower responds:

Oh, so close we are!


Jun. 10, 2009 | 1:26 AM knightsofthecircle says:

Is this truly what killed the dinosaurs?

Jun. 10, 2009 | 8:19 AM poxpower responds:

We may never know.


Jun. 11, 2009 | 1:58 PM PaPaJohns says:

lol yeah the dinosaurs died by firearms.


Jun. 11, 2009 | 2:00 PM knightsofthecircle says:

How's it going?


Jun. 11, 2009 | 2:00 PM knightsofthecircle says:

Also, COMMENT 200.

Jun. 11, 2009 | 6:02 PM poxpower responds:

alright you win


Jun. 12, 2009 | 8:08 AM Zendra says:

Make a new one!

Jun. 12, 2009 | 9:20 PM poxpower responds:

ALRIGHT SOON, JEEZ

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